EternitySpent's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jim Lahey Shit Board]

Not bad.

In my opinion what really saved this was when you played one sound it automatically closed the audio from all other sounds, because I hate having to continously run over to the stop all sounds button on these things. The content is ok, not the greatest sound board audio or graphics wise, but that isn't expected. It was decent. Thats all I can say.

[Jesus Christ: Sperminator]

Not so bad.

This isnt such a bad game, however after only a few rounds you lose and have a score of only single or low double digits. So it doesn't seem like it has much play value, even the gameplay itself isn't terrible. I think that if this game was made with levels where you must impregnate the woman X number of times in a time limit of so long it would be a lot better and more successful.

[Newgrounds SIM v 1.2]

This is a very good game.

I especially liked the details, like the one line stereotypical bbs posts/reviews. Also the names of the flashes that you blam are quite funny. This game features well made graphics and some not bad game play for a sim. The autosave feature is also a nice touch. This is an animation that deserves top spot for however long it may keep it.

[Password Tutorial SM]

Pretty good tutorial.

This was a pretty good tutorial fundamentally. The visuals were appealing, there was quality music and the information was ordered neatly with easy access. However this is a very specific tutorial. It only tells you one thing, and not a very coming thing at that. It just seems like a waste all that for just a couple lines of AS.

Silent-Murderer responds:

thank you very much!!!!!!

Thanks ALOT!!!

[Adam west FG soundboard]

It was ok.

Adam West is funny on Family Guy, but this is sub par, the sound quality isn't great and you could've spent more time on it. Not much else to say.

[Homer Simpson SB]

Decent.

You had a wide variety of quotes that included some of Homer's best. The buttons looked decent and other then a few minor spelling mistakes the whole thing ran pretty smoothly. All in all, this is about a 6, but I gave you an 8, just for the evil homer. Ive seen that episode like 5 times and it still makes me laugh. Nice work.

[Kiddie Game]

It was ok.

Theoretically you are supposed to be 13 to visit newgrounds, but still this is deserving of passing judgement. However the one problem I do see with this is that bitches voice gets annoying damn fast. Also they are kids not retards... some of the games are a little bit too easy. But I must say I think you did really good work on spot the differences, I must not be as perceptive as I used to be, for it took me about a minute to spot the girls missing earing.... Nice work all in all.

[ai: al interactive]

Almost

Not bad, but the only cool thing i could make him say was when i pushed l-6-t and he said 1337. Other then that it just sounded like jibbersih. Nice try though.

[Alien Hominid]

When in Rome.

I might has well review it. This game is the kind of game that needs to be on a console as it is so hard that you need to save repeatedly in order to win. However the hard game play causes this game to be addictive and fun. So yeah, hope you guys decide to bring it out for xbox, so I can play it for real.

["Battle Pong"]

Very Good Game

This a very good game. It is classic and new at the same time. It is like pong, yet no so boring. Xtreme Pong to the max, that was cool.

maelstormm responds:

I was trying to cross pong with a shooter game like Gradius. Guess it turned out pretty good.