EternitySpent's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tempur 1.0]

Extremely Decent.

Playing that felt like playing a cheap rip off of Mortal Kombat. Which is pretty damn good considering you made it in flash. The only complaint I have is that the attacks must be done is extreme close range and they kind of suck. Plus that slow time thing started off cool, then it just gets annoying and busts up the rythm, while the whole point of action games is to be fast paced. Good Work though.

[Pong.]

Decent

You should have made the mouse cursor the paddle itself that might have improved the gameplay. Other then that I have no real complaints. It is a fair rendition of pong, though that electronica music, did get a little annoying towards the end.

[PIGS Department]

Not bad at all

Your graphics were a little but sub standard, but this was made up for by an excellent use of action script. For a flash game, this has some pretty excellent gameplay. I see you had a storyline, but it was hard to read that text in the bottom corner and I grew weary of trying, but nice effort. I can tell this would be hard to make and must have been hard to fix all the bugs. All in all, good work. A solid submission.

azza343 responds:

Thanks man, I just got the hang of actionscripting, yeah I know the text is a bit cramped I broke my mic the other day so it's all i could do. Thanks for the review anyway

[methlab comic maker]

Creative.

That was extremely creative, but also incerdably boring. Perhaps if you made it so that you could make a whole comic strip and then save it. Also it would be a lot more fun if you had a few more choices with backgrounds, characters, items, ect. Overall though for the idea alone you deserve high marks, I have yet to see anything quite like this on NG. Good job, my good man.

[Pen Click Race]

PEN CLICKING!

At school pen clicking is my main priority, even higher than listening to the teacher. It was a bad game... but for the pen clicking and multiplayer, 5/5!!!!

[Will Ferrell Quoteboard]

Will Ferrels cool but...

The sound quality on almost all of them was poor and you should have used sonds from some of his movies instead of pure SNL... I believe it would be funnier with quotes from Anchorman, Old School, Elf, ect... but still nice try.

[_ULTIMATE TUTORIAL_]

nice tutorial

That is quite possibly the best tutorial on newgrounds. Usually when I see a tutorial its like a n auto blam, but this one actually had good graphics, cool music and was actually kind of informative. Good job.

[The Newgrounds Quiz]

meh

I WANT A PRIZE GODDAMMIT! Im thankful you didnt torture the public with a pic of Britney, but I was hoping for something :(... good job anyhow.

Vance responds:

I'll add a "See the REAL pic" button, for all you masturbaters ; )