EternitySpent's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cat Bashin']

Funny stuff man.

I really liked this movie. It was very witty and funny. Man I loved the blantant insults of redneck television shows. The shirtless guy with his ass hanging out of his boxers was just perfect for the part, and cat bashin', you just can't buy that type of humor. I laughed suspiciously hard when the guy was chasing the cat around with the pillow case. My god that was funny and this is the type of thing i like to see on newgrounds, sick humor that you don't get in most other places because it it "Too Offensive." Good job man.

[S.A.M.V. 5]

Awesome.

I love your work and I was wondering when another one was going to come out. This was a pretty cool one too. Graphics were good, animation was nice and I found it pretty fine.

Nice work.

BaconMask responds:

I hated to keep everyone waiting, but I had to make sure it was something worth watching... Thanks a lot for the review bro!

[Surface]

What in the fucking hell.

Wow. That was excesively long and boring and at the end hardly anything is resolved. Basically it took this guy 20 minutes to walk through one door and that is the substance of the flash. The puzzles were flakey at best... it has always been my understanding that when you are a given a multiple choice question you are supposed to chose one of the choices not make up your own lame cliche answer then run with it like it makes sense.

Seriously come on, door-key. Key-door. Common sense. Plus the quirky and pathetic emoness of this loser character made me actually want him to fail, opossed to succeed. Anyone who talks to themselves, narates their own life, runs away leaving pink shirt wearing men to day and has random flashbacks about being bullied and having rocks thrown at them can't be very interesting.

This flash just seems to fail at a very deep level. The animation is so slow, that I could almost fall asleep and not miss a thing. Not to mention peiodic pointless flashbacks and countless fade to black effects, that really go nowhere. Finally this guy had sort of a William Shatner thing going where he talked so uber slow, that even though he was just rambling to himself he tried to make every word sound like he was expelling the meaning of life.

However this flash should catch on though, because it will make an awesome tangeble replacement to counting sheep.

[College University pt 10]

I like this series.

This flash meets the expectation that your series has built for itself. I hope your DVD sells well and this flash business works out for you guys.

Cheers.

[Lilium]

Oh. My. God.

That was an amazing flash. Though in no particular way did it excel all around that could be one of the finest creations I have seen to this date from flash. The graphics were well drawn and detailed the story consists of a rather witty and extremely dark and twisted form of poetry which was just brilliant. I do not see how you could have made this any better. Extraordinary work.

[Billy Zone:Needed Message]

Uh huh.

So tell me exactly why is this needed? Sound is half of flash. If your sound sucks then your flash sucks, there is no arguing that point. If you are too poor to afford a 5 to 15 dollar decent mic, then make a music video or better yet get voice actors, newgrounds is full of talented ones that will willingly work for nothing but recognition. The graphics of this flash is decent but as I said before its premise is flawed. Good day.

[Star Wars Transitions]

Indeed.

I was wondering exactly the same thing. I thought maybe George had something against fade effects or something. That wasn't such a bad flash, the graphics were good and it was a little bit funny. But as far as I can see it was all about the issue it addessed and made fun of and it did so well. Nice work.

[BB: In the Beginning]

Interesting.

This started off really slow and at first i didn't like it at all. Yet strangely, it got progressively better after the random car chase with the police. The music was decent, however I am not a very big fan of speakonia. The interactive fighting was interesting to say the least. However it was also incredibly retarded and at times boring. The DDR part was sort of funny even if it almost did give me a fucking seizure.